The Freshman Women Theory
You know why we all end up like this in college/university. Well most guys at least. Because when you start, you’re more worried about ragging, the new feel of University life, the course load, the tension etc that you focus on other things than women. The lucky bastards that don’t have to care about these things jump at the opportunity. Usually the seniors get the first shot at them, and you don’t dare get in their way. After they’ve got ‘em, you find everyone talking “What does she see in him… just because he plays center in the volley team… there are way better guys in our own batch…”. Women can’t wait for juniors and take a shot at them, its either someone their own batch or someone senior. So they pick from what they have right there. So basically they have to pick the best from the selection of losers. [Remember all the good ones hanging out with the utter most complete idiots]
So what do the guys do then, they say heck there aren’t any good ones in our batch [because they get to see them constantly yapping in the class and outside…reality scares them] so like we’ll wait for the next batch.
What happens when the next batch comes, well some ‘tharki’s’ what I like to call them, grab at the opportunity with doing assignments or helping them in every low down gawd awful way man can imagine losing all of his self respect for some slut whose using him. Anyways so they get them, the few that actually do go down to that level. The others just think that we need a better way of doing it, a better level of interaction. They never get it, its different batches, differenet courses and all… you never get to be in the same class and never find a talking point to break the ice.
All of sudden its been 4 years, last day at university and you say to your friends “Dude! I almost had her…”
Pretty sad people aren’t we…
